Typical school day

180mph:

Me: *bench presses the teacher*

Teacher: Put me down

(via lesbiens)


i have the url thenotgreenone saved and i feel powerful bc there’s this one person with the url but with hyphens and power is everything my friends


me: wow i finally understand math
moves on to next question
me: what the hell is this

ravclaw:

homework to do: hella

homework i’ve done: negative hella

(Source: tiniestleaf, via littlefricks)


kittygoesnomnom:

what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just crazy

(via starshipeenterprise)


magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

(via hxrbivore)


hreny:

Pam & Rebecca

(via to-write-poetry)


"… I’m always a little sad, even when I’m happy."

—Tablo  (via syndrome)

(Source: rachelt, via defend-pizza-182)


turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

(Source: matthejew, via delightfullyillegal)


almostpanicking:

momofficial:

all four

all of the Panic! at the Disco albums in order

(Source: cutelilghosties, via therecklessandthelegthing)


"I urge you to please notice when you are happy."

—Kurt Vonnegut (via ironworthstriking)

(Source: laviesepoursuit, via coollikke)


jaybird-gaybird:

Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.

(via littlefricks)


queerpotters:

sherlocksmyth:

I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”

(Source: marvelcolm, via littlefricks)


(Source: givemeinternet, via trash-cutie)


officialunitedstates:

alright *smashes a keyboard on my head* whos ready for some blogging


one two three
    no one mourns the wicked
    sup hello i am ciara and i am 15 and i very much love the spice girls, musicals and comedians. also i have an about me page which sounds annoying which it is but hey you can never know enough about someone.

    also i am sorry if i upset you with something i say, i honestly try my best not to upset people with things but it does happen occasionally i am very sorry k bye


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